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bubbly Amateur

Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 36 Location: warwickshire UK
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:59 am Post subject: When do i get a set of lips? |
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Can't help noticing some have more than others. I've got none
I kinda guess its down to how many posts you've made but how does it exactly work??? |
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DawnHRD Legend


Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Posts: 3037 Location: Not always where I want to be
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:28 am Post subject: |
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You're right, it's down to number of posts. Don't know exactly how many for each set, but the first is somewhere around 20 or 30, and the 2nd comes at 50. Admin'll know.
So, keep posting  _________________ "The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?" - Jeremy Bentham, philosopher, 1748-1832
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BaaBaa. Ace


Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1558 Location: England.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject: Re: When do i get a set of lips? |
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Must be an odd looking individual. |
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dane48 Specialist

Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 151 Location: Denmark
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: Re: When do i get a set of lips? |
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| BaaBaa. wrote: |
Must be an odd looking individual. |
Sometimes you'r quick enough
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sargeant Ace


Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 1497 Location: Hua Hin
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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I reckon he wants lips to get on night crawlers
His foreplay must be pretty short cos hes no kisser for sure if he aint got lips  _________________ A Greatfull Guest of Thailand |
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STEVE G Legend

Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 2456 Location: HUA HIN/EUROPE
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I reckon he wants lips to get on night crawlers |
Anyone seen Elvis lately? |
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sargeant Ace


Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 1497 Location: Hua Hin
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Steve G wrong thread elvis is appearing on academy awards
But no lips should probably pm micheal jackson and his doctor  _________________ A Greatfull Guest of Thailand |
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(buffalo) Bill Specialist

Joined: 28 Nov 2007 Posts: 125
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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BaaBaa. Ace


Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1558 Location: England.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| (buffalo) Bill wrote: | | LIPS ? |
They used to be lips before some genius come up with the idea of Chillies.  |
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bozzman101 Professional


Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Posts: 324 Location: hua hin
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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chillies on your lips rather painfull!!!!!!!  _________________ Once you go Asian you will never go Caucasian !! |
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Big Boy Legend


Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Posts: 3241 Location: UK
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| bozzman101 wrote: | chillies on your lips rather painfull!!!!!!!  |
I can think of worse places  _________________ Green Army position 21
Burnley 0 - 0 Plymouth Argyle
Who said, "I've dumped PAFC for Eutopia at Liecester?"
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lomuamart Moderator

Joined: 31 Dec 2002 Posts: 4358 Location: hua hin
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Big Boy wrote: | | bozzman101 wrote: | chillies on your lips rather painfull!!!!!!!  |
I can think of worse places  |
And having chopped up a load of chillies for cooking in the past, I can think of rubbing my eyes afterwards - OUCH.
And there are other places. As BB, wonder whether people can guess where they are? _________________ "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered". George Best. |
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richard Ace


Joined: 18 Feb 2003 Posts: 1648 Location: Hua Hin
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:04 am Post subject: |
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Lomu
Been there and done that
Heard of a man who was unfaithful and his wife filled his underpants with chilli pepper
He was in pain for a while to come _________________ Why does my head feel so bad why does my soul feel so bad - Moby (Dick)
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Big Boy Legend


Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Posts: 3241 Location: UK
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:12 am Post subject: |
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Tiger Balm stategically placed in the right areas has a similar effect  _________________ Green Army position 21
Burnley 0 - 0 Plymouth Argyle
Who said, "I've dumped PAFC for Eutopia at Liecester?"
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chelsea Ace


Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 1249 Location: Perth West Australia
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:01 am Post subject: |
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had a mate of mine in the UK who worked in a pub and his favourite trick when bored was to rub a small red chillie on the rim of your glass. When you take a sip of your drink you get a very bad burning sensation to your lips.
He had been doing this all night and at some stage needed to go to the toilet.
All of a sudden we hear this blood curdling scream from the bathroom and out he comes with tears in his eyes and doubled up in pain.
He had forgotton to was his hands before taking a piss and proceeded to get chillie juice all over the end of his old fella.
The look of pain on his face for the rest of the night was worth all the burnt lips that we had gone through
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