watch your willie

raphoedon · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 62

On BBC radio one recently it was reported that a , not new, but growing trend in Thailand is that spurned mistresses and cheated wives have taken to cutting off the offending penis while the proud owner of said penis is asleep. One Bkk surgeon, interviewd, has in his career reattached 30,000 members with varying degrees of sucsess.

This would surely suggest that the best cource of action is to keep it in your pants or sleep with your pants on.

Shocked

Jockey · Ace Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Posts: 1969

Considering there are 365 days a year, if this surgeon had attached 30,000 members, and his production was one member reattached every day, without taking a day off it would have taken him over 82 years.

BBC Radio 1 obviously hasn't changed much in the brains department. Idea

Wanderlust · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:37 am Post subject:

I wouldn't mind betting they also said that in many cases the appendage couldn't be reattached as it had been fed to the ducks...

Old regurgitated hat springs to mind. Rolling Eyes

Randy Cornhole · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:36 am Post subject:

Mine retracts at night behind a big arsed set of steel plated doors, just like thunderbird 1... Very Happy

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Wanderlust · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject:

Randy,
It must be quite impressive when you are ready to use it, and you get the '5..4..3..2..1' then the dramatic Thunderbirds music and a big booming voice saying 'THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!' Bet the birds are impressed... Mr. Green

fach3003 · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:43 pm Post subject:

hahaha...

The wifes give me the chop chop speech....

Grim....

Mind im ok over here as it so cold.....it vanishes on a evening...

Mind when i move over there....i be ask RC were he got his doors from...

Very Happy

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Randy Cornhole · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:59 am Post subject:

The birds are indeed impressed, especially when the palm trees either side flip onto their side and the pool retracts... Shocked

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STEVE G · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:23 am Post subject:

Randy, I bet the ducks in Surin are not so happy!

Jockey · Ace Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Posts: 1969

F**k a D**k! Shocked

crazy88 · Guru Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 540

So they are cutting off the offending bits again ?

Guess drinking toilet cleaner has dropped out of vogue .

For those who cannot remain faithful I can only suggest not sh*****g on your own doorstep .

Crazy88

santa · Specialist Joined: 03 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

The old darling ( now retired) who ran Mod guesthouse once told me she would make a friend of mine into a lady-boy - she said she had a very sharp knife for cutting fish. (She was joking)
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Randy Cornhole · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:01 pm Post subject:

I suppose you have to also watch your sack, santa... Wink

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lindosfan1 · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject: for sale

For sale chastity belts for men guaranteed to protect your w**** whilst asleep 10,000 baht each, padlocks not provided, suggest you buy padlocks opened by a number but do not forget the number or tell your partner Very Happy

Randy Cornhole · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:05 pm Post subject:

I can see that being a big problem when your dying for a leak and very drunk. A lawn sprinkler comes to mind... Shocked

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STEVE G · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:10 pm Post subject:

A friend of mine has a small money bag made from the scrotum of a kangaroo. It's a great conversation stopper when he buys a round.