Toilet cleaning

robby hh · Member Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 80 Location: Hua Hin

Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.. !

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

sessachief · Amateur Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 29

Like that

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Chas · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:29 am Post subject: dog washer

There is a video report I have seen on TV of a Japanese invention for washing a dog. ( These are the people who have heated toilet seats and a toilet control panel that looks like it could take you into space!. . .do you want spray? what temperature? what kind of flush? music with that? etc etc)

Anyway, the video report shows a little bull dog being put into this glass cubicle, the door shut and water sprays turned on. You never saw anything quite so pitiful as this poor tyke's face pressed to the glass door while suds and water swirl around him.