Scary

JW · Ace Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 1456 Location: hua hin

Just had a little scare at work. Got a little toasted on the golf course today, the old boat race and neck are a little bit freddy kruegerd! Bought some cream from 7-11. Put some on and this bloke is walking past with a smile on his face, i smiled thinking that he was gonna take the piss. He comes in and says in the minciest voice ever : OOh i love to see a man taking care of his skin! is that ponds or dove your using" My arse hit the deck!! Its a good job the soul monsta wasnt around! I just cringed and said it was a free sample. Thank christ a customer came in and saved the situation!

Heebio · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:26 am Post subject:

Had the staff left on Bronski Beat mate....top tunes!
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JW · Ace Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 1456 Location: hua hin

Aretha was on at the time, i beleive that the song is called "i never loved a man"! and boy was she right!

ianjames · Specialist Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 123 Location: NRT

Good job Aretha wasn't singing:
"If I was your woman,
And you were my man"
laugh

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