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Hua Hin Info
More information on the Hua Hin area can be found on these websites:
Tourism Hua Hin: tourist and travel info and guides
Hua Hin Expat: the town's first and original expat website.
Hua Hin Business Directory: free listings for Hua Hin companies.
Hua Hin Classifieds: free online classifieds for Hua Hin. |
 September 2008: HHAD welcomes new partners Stefano's offering fine Italian cuisine and the Sunset Boulevard with a nice place to chill out for a drink.
We have also been notified of a new Thai forum and information site for the area: ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ หัวหินฟอร์ยู เว็บไซต์ของเราเป็นเว็บไซต์แรกที่ให้ข้อมูลเป็นภาษาไทย และ เว็บบอร์ดสำหรับเมืองหัวหิน » www.huahin4u.com |
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Condoking
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Subject: The importance of a well structured sentence!
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people,
Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before
but I either have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like s**t." |
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john falconer
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject: jokes |
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how can you tell which plane belongs to alitalia?............its the one with hair under its wings  |
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john falconer
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: jokes |
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| whats got ,two thumbs,speaks fluent french,and likes head ? MOIR. |
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Condoking
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A man comes home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and says to his wife "Quick bring me a beer before it starts".
She looks a bit puzzled but brings him a beer. When he finishes he says, "Quick bring me a beer it's gonna start soon"
This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a beer. When its finished he says " Quick bring me another beer its imminent"
"That's it" she blows her top, "You Bastard! you waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and you expect me to run around like a f**king slave getting you beer after beer. I cook and wash and iron and clean the plce all day long and......."
The husband sighs and says " Oh sh*t it's started" |
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john falconer
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject: joke |
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| what did the hurricane say to the palm tree? hang on to your nuts,,this is no ordinary blow job ! |
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Big Boy
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:26 pm Post subject: Re: jokes |
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| john falconer wrote: | | whats got ,two thumbs,speaks fluent french,and likes head ? MOIR. |
 Sorry John, I've obviously suffered a sense of humour failure - can you explain please?
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dtaai-maai
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Joined: 30 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: Re: jokes |
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| Big Boy wrote: | | john falconer wrote: | | whats got ,two thumbs,speaks fluent french,and likes head ? MOIR. |
Sorry John, I've obviously suffered a sense of humour failure - can you explain please? |
I think John's fluent French temporarily let him down - he meant "moi"...
Still not very funny though! 
Of course, I could be wrong.
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john falconer
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: joke |
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| can i help your lack of humour? |
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john bell
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| what do u call a deer with no eyes?? NO IDEAR |
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Kraka's Dad
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
STILL NO IDEA 
Shall I get my hat ??
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richard
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Joined: 18 Feb 2003
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Location: Hua Hin
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first
drink.
Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops
out!
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his
knees and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to
the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says...
(wait for it)
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
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Why does my head feel so bad why does my soul feel so bad - Moby (Dick)
Enjoy the silence, enjoy the silence, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy the silence (Digweed)
Khun Richard of Yorkshire (Halifax) and Hua Hin |
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santa
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Joined: 03 Nov 2005
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A bloke is getting a full medical examination from a female doctor.
She: you have to stop masturbating
He: why?
She: because I'm trying to examine you
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sandy
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| Jockey wrote: | Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Essex arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds (20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to th e waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Essex Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
what do you call a blond with 2 brain cells?
.....pregnant!!!!!
Not all Essex girls are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men.....are men |
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Big Boy
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On the way to the station this morning, I rear-ended a car. The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf, poor bastard. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, 'I am not happy.'
So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'
That's how the fight started...
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sandman67
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Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 841
Location: I thought you had the map?
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A man walks into the doctors office wrapped head to foot in cling film
"Doctor, I think I'm going mad".....he says.
The doctor looks up and says "Look mate, everyone can see your nuts".... |
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