Mornington Crescent - Round 2

dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Forgive the temerity of a forum virgin in starting a new thread, but my main reason for registering was to join the last game, and by the time I got here it was all over. Story of my life...

I'm going to start with a rather conventional, possibly boring opening gambit:

Charing Cross
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Vital Spark · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:36 am Post subject:

A virgin to this forum you may well be, but I have a suspicion that you might just be a Mornington Crescent pedant.

Charing Cross is an obvious starter, but it leaves the game wide open for my next move which is:

Baker Street (which, if my history is correct, was named after a song by Gerry Rafferty)

V.S.
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dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Ah, Holmes would be proud of you! But not a difficult move to counter...

Golders Green
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DawnHRD · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject:

Feeling a bit like taking a risk, tonight. I think South of the water is the place to be, so I'm going:

LAMBETH NORTH

Hope I don't live to regret that one... Shocked

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dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Stretching the rules a bit, Dawn, but I won't make an official protest - you know what happens if I'm wrong!
You leave me no option but to continue south.

Tooting Bec
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Vital Spark · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:02 pm Post subject:

DM: You're accusing of Dawn stretching the rules? I think you've overstepped the mark with that move.

Luckily I rolled a six and that (obviously) gives me as many moves as I wish to make - according to the abridged 1973 King's Valley Rules. Being a stickler for the original rules I'll just pop up six stops to:

VAUXHALL (I feel comfortable being near the water)

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dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Tosh

PIMLICO

Get out of that one...
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DawnHRD · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject:

Very good, very canny move. As a newbie to the game, it has taken me nearly a whole day's research to come up with a response to that. I think, however, I've found one - interestingly enough from a game played in the tropics (not Thailand, sadly; Borneo) by British colonialists/expats in the 50's. So, here goes...

MARYLEBONE

And your move? Very Happy

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dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Positively fiendish - your day was not wasted. You may not know that the Borneo Collective entered the annals of MC history, not because of their tactics, but because to a man (and woman), they succumbed to a peculiar condition known as Latah, in which an over-reaction to being startled causes extremely odd behaviour, incuding a tendency to follow any command from a third party.

To avoid any nasty shocks myself, I'm taking a quiet trip to

Ruislip Gardens
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komfortablynumb · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:26 am Post subject:

Typical Just cos i won the last game you sneak in and start another without telling me Crying or Very sad

Ok it is obvious that to even attempt a Charing cross opening gambit shows your MC virginity.
I am sorely tempted to make the Pimlico route. But i haven't got my passport with me.
Circa black & white tv rules.
By the way. Is someone making up rules here?
You know that's not allowed.
RULE NUMBER ONE.
I am so angry i may use Dollis Hill. An obvious 3 stop MC route.
I will damn it, and spoil your game.
DOLLIS HILL.
Mr Angry from UXBRIDGE.
Bugger.
Uxbridge it is then Very Happy

dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Tsk, I'm (was - I've obviously lost my cherry now) a FORUM virgin and used the Ch X gambit out of consideration for the obvious inexperience of those involved in the last game.

You should have stuck with Dollis Hill, numb, because now I'm taking you to that urban den of iniquity...

Finchley Rd & Frognal

Please don't be angry
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Parahandy · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:28 am Post subject:

Surely Finchley Central would have had a bit more class? Or are you hiding something? You are either extremely intelligent or mildly stupid - do tell all...

Anyway, are we playing the extended gambit, or the compressed one? I am assuming that it is the extended one, but even then we have to understand whether we are playing by the '49 or '64 rules. On the basis of the '64 set, by which, you may remember, you get extra points for being relevant to the day of the week, and since today is Sunday...

Temple.

P.S. I really liked Dollis Hill, numb - you should have stuck with it!

P.P.S. I hear that we might be pulling out of India...
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dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

Parahandy, I suspect you must be the last surviving member of Dawn's Borneo Collective. It appears the Latah syndrome hasn't worn off yet. I'll humour your Sunday theme for now and take you to the Far East:

HORNCHURCH
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Vital Spark · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject:

Ah..ha... I see your little game DM. Trying to lure some unsuspecting 'novice' to Upminster, eh?

Anyway you may have 'lost your cherry' but you still haven't got a red chilli.

Using my extensive knowledge of the game - and, obviously, following the Sunday Rules (being a day of rest and not consulting other rule books) - I feel that a little trip down here may just fit the bill"

ALL SAINTS

V.S.
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dtaai-maai · Ace Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1123 Location: Thailand

All Saints???? The Docklands Light Railway?????? For God's sake, VS, have you no sense of tradition???????

Actually, I was rather hoping to lure you onto Ealing Common, but never mind...

Okay,

PARSONS GREEN
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