MISSING: ONE PENGUIN

[Big Boy]

I think the answer is simple - he's escaped.



You were obviously feeding him the wrong type of fish.
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[Vital Spark]

GLC's penguin was seriously cool and, I suspect, had attitude (the two sort of go hand-in-hand).
He's actually in ICU (or somekind of anacronym) at the moment, due to the fact that he always had his headphones on. It affected his sensory organs - his Walkman was playing the Spice Girls non-stop.
Don't worry GLC. With a bit of TLC (another anacronym) he'll be fighting fit and bright as a button - or a penguin (whichever you prefer...).

VS
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[webmaster]

Here it is with an user manual for only you GLCQuantum,

Found it in one of my back up hard-drives.

How can you get it?

1 - Visit http://www.simple-biz.com/GLCQuantum-avatar.jpg

2 - Right click and save the image in your computer.

3 - Login to your account in HHAD, click on Profile link on the very top.

4- Scroll down to the Avatar section and upload.

This will make it your permanent avatar as long as you don't upload a new one on to your Profile Page.

I suggest, next time use an avatar that is residing on HHAD not on another site.

I hope this cools your penguin fever.
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[GLCQuantum]

Hello everybody this is Peter The Penguin.

I'm truly sorry for causing such a stir due to my recent departure. I decided to go sightseeing in the U.S of A.

Disney World is overated and Niagra Falls is just a whole load of liquid.

I do realise that I should have informed GLCQuantum of my travels but sometimes he can be a bit overprotective and probably would not have let me go.

A special thanks is necessary to Webmaster who assured my safe return. Without him I was a bit stuck as my e-ticket home turned out to be fake and I couldn't foot the bill for another ticket, fortunately I was able to be uploaded from Webmasters link.

Apologies for any distress caused.

[The understudy]

Welcome back Peter the Penguin!!!

I wonder how did you pass US Immigration. It's a pain in the bossocks to get past them you see these days

You are truly right Disneyland is oveurrated but good 4 them Kids. I would go there if I have some Kids myself which will take ions or beyond!

I Blame that phony Travel Agent that sold you them fake Tickets. @ his Ticket Agent office near Disneyland. Hope them boyz inb blue (not them in brown) locken that twat away. Webmaster bought you back that what counts most!!!

CaT'n Boots here welcomes you back @ HHAD! maybe we can be fellas to take care of our Ownors?

Your's Cat'n Boots and my (lousy) owner The understudy!!!

UST: "Boots! what did you say??!!!"
CnB: Up's Errr nothing Boss!!!"
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[DawnHRD]

Have you been on the schnapps, Understudy? Save some for me - I love the stuff. All those different flavours... yum!!
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