Driving range pains

Bamboo Grove · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:22 pm Post subject:

Hopefully you won't decide to start practising your swing in the Soi Joy area Very Happy

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buksida · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:24 pm Post subject:

Thats the spirit Dave, have a go at me cos you broke one of the bats and almost killed three people.

lomuamart · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:32 pm Post subject:

Am I going to have anything faintly resembling a set of clubs after you've finished with them, Monsta?
BTW, HH driving range is installing flashing red lights on the roof of the tee off area to warn others if the Monsta is around.
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lomuamart · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:34 pm Post subject:

Good photo.
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JW · Ace Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 1456 Location: hua hin

I heard that the Soul Monsta was going to the range this morning, and now feel well happy that it was not a good idea to go!! Hitting balls into thr roof and back into the range happens quite a lot, the trick is too shout real quick " Who the f*** did that" while looking all around for the culprit - this works best with a full range of course but can help. I have told Dave before that he would be banned from any golf course very quickly, am propbably right.
Maybe next week ill take a look at our new protege, keeping on the Motorbike helmet though!

bj.blackowitz · Specialist Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 162

dr dave soul monsta · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject:

It Is rather a good photo! I took it, amazing how the two people body count gains weight into 3 people body count within hours
not sure of the quality of the Bat , how ever can honestly say I didn’t hit the floor with it ...
The bat was made for some chap called Ben Hogan circa 1906

JW your opinion is as warranted as a dose of herpes give the lad a chance you makham s.o.b
im sure if you ask Lumo he will proberbly shake his head and admit for my first visit I did extreeeeeeeeeemly well considering the body count and other casualties
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bj.blackowitz · Specialist Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 162

dr dave soul monsta · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject:

I was actually being facetious and humorous regarding the date of manufacture and as the name means not a thing to me ,If the name had been something like Nuccio Bertone I would have known that he had at least designed many a stunning auto mobile and of course the last produced Lambretta Italian motor scooter in 1968 the Gp lambretta
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dr dave soul monsta · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject:

Ill Be Back On thursday to demolish the rest of lomuamart's bats ben hogan or other wise
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JW · Ace Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 1456 Location: hua hin

Dave,

He is called Mr Hogan to you and the rest of us mortals!
The man invented something as beautiful to us golfers as your scooter bloke did for you scooters guys!

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything."
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dr dave soul monsta · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:52 am Post subject:

MR Hogan my .... the heads fall of his clubs that cant be good for business,,
i have a vision .....
its of lomuamart with a face full of relief ,Dont worry about your Bats today old chap fortunatly for them i have a meeting at 10 and wont be able to make the range this morning ,
So every body the coast is clear
FOR NOW !!! lach

The monsta will return to haunt you
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lomuamart · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:21 am Post subject:

I wasn't going to allow you anything more dangerous than a putter today. Even with that, I'm sure you could chalk up some serious damage.
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bj.blackowitz · Specialist Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 162

dr dave soul monsta · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:23 am Post subject:

JW Im shocked at you especially with you being a second hand car sales man not knowing the Bertone family name and design house they have probably had their finger in anything shiny red and fast as f##k that has come out of Italy, they went a bit wrong with the scooter not quite as fast as a Ferrari, But a modified lambretta has eaten a Ferrari for break fast over a standing quarter as shown on top gear some years ago

BJ seemed to have touched a nerve somewhere there, I will continue to attend the range and improve on my recent performance, if only to upset JW, maybe you could attend and give some one on one personal training and pass on some of your knowledge and expertise of the golf game and history
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