50th Wedding Anniversary

[robby hh]

On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the
negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.

She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and said: "Honey, do you
remember this?"


He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore
that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me
that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He was not much in the mood for this, but he sighed and responded,
"Well, honey, as I remember, I said, 'Darling', I'm going to suck the
life out of those beautiful breasts and screw your brains out.'

She giggled and said, "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you
said."

"So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do
you have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."